Shopping.
I absolutely hate shopping.
A typical shopping day with me would be me sitting in the corner of the shop while you try out your favourite outfits.
The obvious reason is it involves human interaction. I don't need any guy or girl telling me how pretty I would look in the black or peach dress. The voices inside my head already do that for me.
Also, I am lazy to such an extent that even when I am supposed to be shopping for myself, I get bored after some two to three outfits and either buy whatever is shown next or just walk out of the shop without buying anything at all in which case I earn a few disgruntled looks from the shopkeepers.
I hate the walking too. Apparently women are not satisfied by the variety of choices they get in a single shop. They want to look through other options in multiple shops. At the same time, keeping the first guy still hanging on a thread.
“Bhaiyya, ise rakhe rehna, thoda ghum ke aate hai.” (Keep this aside, will come to you after looking around a bit)
That's how they do it.
And it's not just the walking. When presented with a lot of choices, I get all confused and confunded and end up buying some shitty dress which I will probably never wear more than once or twice.
So, it's not just physical shopping, even online shopping is not a very welcoming alternative.
I love getting dressed up and trying new outfits as often as I can. But actually moving my weight around seems like an uphill task.
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